BLAGUE : HALLOWEEN

Qui a 4 jambes et 120 dents? 
- Un crocodile 
Qui a 4 dents et 120 jambes? 
- une réunion de vielles sorcières 

Une sorcière explique à une autre sorcière : 
- J'ai mis mon crapaud dans la baignoire il y est plus heureux. 
- Et quand tu veux prendre un bain? 
- Il ferme les yeux

Pourquoi les sorcières ne portent-elles jamais de culottes?
Pour avoir une meilleure adhérence avec le balai...

je vous souhaite

un bon

vendredi

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