Deux Newfies discutent de la mort. L'un dit à l'autre : 
- Un jour, j'irai marcher sur le soleil avant de mourir. 
L'autre lui répond : 
- Tu ne peux pas faire ça, c'est trop chaud ! 
Le premier répondit : 
- Voyons y'en a ben qui ont marché sur la lune, pourquoi je ne pourrais pas marcher sur le soleil ? 
L'autre lui répète que c'est bien trop chaud. Alors le premier, lui répond : 
- Ben voyons, t'es ben innocent, pense tu que je vais y aller le jour, je vais y aller la nuit !

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